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Mayor's Ex
8th Beat of the Ruby story (Election)
[Park]
[Ruby, Kitty]
Kitty: Mooo-ooom! Whatever you’re doing, you need to stop!
Ruby: And why would I do that, dear?
Kitty: Because Dick’s so stressed, he won’t fuck me.
Ruby: Now, now, Kitten, there’s nothing to be worried about.
Kitty: There… isn’t?
Ruby: Not at all. You see, Dick won’t be stressed much longer.
Kitty: Really?
Ruby: Of course not. All I ever wanted was to make your father squirm.
Ruby: This takeover is just part of that petty satisfaction.
Kitty: Heh, I guess I was worried about nothing.
Ruby: Indeed.
Ruby: Of course, if I can’t have it all, I’ll make do with taking just the public servants to make them my own.
Ruby: Now, if you excuse me, I’m about to take Dick Ruff. Ciao.
Kitty: …
Kitty: Wait… WHAT?!
True Lust
Final Beats of the Cookie story (Love Bites)
Beat 7
[Office]
[Dick, Cookie]
Cookie: Oh, mah stars, Dick! These past few nights have been magical!
Dick: Glad you liked it. Though that place we stayed out was a little sketchy.
Cookie: Aw, hush, the Dates Motel was rustic and charmin’.
Cookie: But the owner had some mommy issues.
Cookie: Ah reckon’ Horror World was more mah speed.
Dick: Hah! I don’t know what’s worse, the park operators trying to gouge my eyes or the park prices trying to gouge my wallet.
Cookie: You loved every moment of it.
Cookie: And honestly, so did I.
Dick: Oh? The serial killers and murder clowns are right up your alley, huh?
Cookie: It ain’t that. When ah’m with you, well…
Cookie: Ah get to be normal. There ain’t no thoughts. It’s just head empty.
Cookie: Fer once in my life, ah can be an ordinary gal in an everyday world.
Dick: Wait, what do you mean by “everyday world?”
Cookie: Don’t ya worry none ‘bout that.
Cookie: Ah could guess what yer favorite part was.
Dick: Well, you can’t read my mind, so it’s a safer bet than with most…
Cookie: It was the bed-breaking, back-archin’, rip-roarin’, moon-howlin’, knot takin’ SEX!
Dick: You’re exaggerating at least one of those things, but I’m not going to comment on which.
Cookie: Don’t get me wrong. “Yours truly is no foreigner to love makin’. No sir!”
Dick: Wait, you aren’t? Huh.
Dick: *whisper* But Trinity said…
Cookie: Well, sure as shootin’. What, you think ah’m some unicorn or somethin’?
Dick: No, but you have a magnetism to you.
Dick: It isn’t animal, I should know.
Cookie: Well, ah don’t know anythang ‘bout mah weirdness magnet or where mah mind-readin’ comes from…
Cookie: …but ah’m glad that magnetism brought me to ya!
Cookie: Sex is just so magical when you don’t know what yer partner is feelin’ or what he’s gonna do.
Cookie: When it’s a mystery, it’s mind-blowing!
Dick: That and blowing a few other things as well.
Dick: I’m glad you enjoyed yourself. Same time tomorrow?
Cookie: Sure thang, hon!
Beat 8
[Office]
[Dick]
Dick: Alright, Dick. You can do this.
Dick: She’s only one of the most influential vampires in the Echelon.
Dick: No pressure.
[Enter Trinity]
Trinity: This had better be important, Ruff. Turns out one of those rag-tag parties showed up and is causing me problems.
Trinity: Do you know how annoying it is to deal with a bunch of horny, barely legals in a van?
Trinity: With their meddling ways, they’ll be sure to find the Icon in no time.
Dick: Relax, relax. We got the Icon. It’ll be in your villainous clutches in a few days.
Trinity: Well, that <i>is</i> good news.
Trinity: But you realize they’ve invented this amazing new device called the telephone.
Dick: Yeah, neat stuff, but listen.
Dick: The deal’s changed.
Trinity: Excuse you?
Dick: I’m altering the deal, Trinity.
Trinity: Are you now…?
Trinity: And what caused this?
Dick: Cookie’s mine.
Dick: I lay claim to her.
Trinity: Oh, that sweet snack of a girl?
Trinity: You’d oppose me just to have her for yourself?
Dick: You leave Cookie alone, and then the Icon is yours, no cost.
Trinity: Well, Dick Ruff’s balls aren’t just for show.
Trinity: Very well. You can have her. I’ve lost interest, anyway.
Dick: Wait, you have?
Trinity: It turns out she’s not a virgin. I know, shocking, right?
Trinity: The only thing she’s good for now is waiting for her to age into a fine MILF, and I’m nothing if not patient.
Trinity: If you want to hold her safe for now, then very well.
Dick: Alright. We have a deal, then. Pleasure doing business with you.
Trinity: You’d best keep an eye on her. I don’t want such a precious commodity to spoil under your watch.
[Exit Trinity]
Dick: Well, that was easy.
Dick: Maybe, too easy?
Dick: One problem at a time, Dick.
Dick: I got the Icon, but I still need a container before I can transport it…
[Enter Cookie]
Cookie: You wanted ta’ see me, Dick?
Dick: Yeah, Cookie, let’s talk.
Beat 9
[Office]
[Dick, Cookie]
Dick: I have to level something with you. It’s about Trinity.
Dick: And it’s about us, too.
Dick: You see, I started talking to you because I was afraid of what she’d do to you.
Dick: I heard of stories of Mistress Trinity keeping girls locked up in her blood cellar for years, tapping them at her leisure.
Dick: And that’s something I could never allow to happen to you, even if it means going up against the world.
Cookie: Aw, Dick.
Cookie: Ah’m a strong and independent gal. I don’t need protection.
Cookie: But that don’t mean I don’t mind it none.
Dick: Does that mean I’m not in the dog house?
Cookie: Hehe, yer funny.
Cookie: Ah do like it, and I do like yer honesty, and, truth be told, the whole “protectin’ the little kitten” routine is kinda cute.
Cookie: But just know, this kitty cat’s got claws! If’n ah’m gonna stick around with you and yer office, ah’m gonna do it fer mahself!
[Enter Piper]
Piper: Say, since you’re free to choose, how about you choose to let me give you a lick?
Cookie: Back off, Piper. Ah ain’t got fangs or claws, but ah know every secret in yer pretty little head!
Cookie: So, if’n ya don’t wanna be embarrassed, ya’ll back off, ya hear?
Piper: Eep!
[Exit Piper]
Dick: What a woman!
Beat 10
[Office]
[Dick, Cookie]
Dick: Well, Cookie, before we go on our next date, I have to take care of some business.
Cookie: That’s fine by me. Ah don’t mind none.
Dick: Good. Piper!
[Enter Piper]
Piper: Yes, Dick.
Dick: You’ve some explaining to do.
Piper: Oh, yeah? And what’s that?
Dick: You’ve been working on finding packaging for the symbol for how long? And you can’t find a single thing?
Dick: Mistress Trinity will have Cookie’s neck and my head if we don’t get her that box.
Piper: Oh, right! But, uh, which head?
Dick: Both would be equally bad for me.
Piper: Right, but, we’ve run into a little problem.
Piper: Nothing works. Rosa and I have tried everything from gift wrapping to packing it with packing peanuts to bubble wrap.
Piper: But not a damnable creature can touch the thing.
Dick: And we can’t risk any random human delivery person taking it, or they might use it to start a war.
Cookie: Ah, well, ah might have a solution for ya’ll.
Piper: Huh?
Dick: Really?
Cookie: Yeah. Ya see, when I saw Piper earlier, ah couldn’t help but notice she was thinkin’ about the Sacred Icon of Corvidkind, yeah?
Dick: Right.
Cookie: Well, ya see, ah happen’ to be a livin’ descendant of the ancient family of Corvus.
Piper: The monster layer monster slayers!?
Piper: The ones who protected the Icon for generations?
Cookie: The very same.
Cookie: And mah grandma just so happened ta have kept one of their old travelin’ chests with all sortsa magical seals and whatsits.
Cookie: We’ve been using it ta store old family recipes. Everyone’s out to get Great Grandma Lulumay’s shrimp n’ grits.
Cookie: And ah could put the icon in there, deliver it ta Mistress Trinity, and open the box, no problem!
Dick: Cookie… why would you give your family’s ancient weapon to one of your family’s greatest enemies?
Cookie: Shucks, Dick. We’ve come a long way as a society, haven’t we? If Mistress Trinity will be nice enough ta not drink me dry…
Cookie: …ah’m sure as hell willin’ ta be friendly enough ta show her she can keep the one thing ah could use to destroy her.
Dick: That’s… quite noble of you.
Dick: I don’t think I’d ever be so kind.
Cookie: And Piper, ah’ve thought about it—the Corvus family laid and slayed many monsters in their day. Maybe one of my grannies or…
Cookie: …pappies got special powers from one of their lovers, an’ I just inherited that somewhere down the line.”
Dick: Mixing the bloodline of dozens of different creatures…
Dick: …why wouldn’t that just end up with a regular human… with a few powers.
Cookie: Well, regardless where ah come from, ah’m here to stay.
Cookie: After all, ya’ll can’t find dick as good as Dick.
Cookie: Anyway, this has been real fun.
Cookie: Ah’d love ta hang out with ya again sometime now that mah life isn’t in constant danger.
Cookie: Meet me in the diner whenever you have a hankerin’ for some Cookie and milk.
Dick: You know what? I’ll take that offer any day.
Uncivil War
Kink.inc Chapter 31, full story.
Beat 1
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: Mmm, thank you Richie. I can’t remember the last time we got to enjoy some quality alone time together.
Piper: Just the two of us, no distractions, skin to skin…
Dick: Just like old times, huh? You, me, and multiple orgasms.
Piper: I’m gonna taste your cum for the rest of the day.
Dick: You can taste it one more time before you go back to work…
Piper: Ooh, lucky me!
[Sinnesta enters]
Sinnesta: Knock, knock!
Piper: And there’s the interruption.
Dick: You have to say “knock, knock” before you enter the room, Sinnesta.
Sinnesta: Who has time for that? Life’s too short.
Sinnesta: Oh, wait, am I interrupting something kinky?
Sinnesta: I can come back later… or I can sit and watch. I don’t mind.
Dick: Actually, you missed all the fun.
Dick: How can I help? It’s unusual to see you up and about so early.
Sinnesta: I haven’t gone to bed yet, the party’s only just finished.
Sinnesta: I wanted to ask about the annual FuckFest event.
Sinnesta: We should totally host the party at Craving!
Dick: Sure, why not? Just pick up the forms from Rosa.
Sinnesta: Sweet! I’m buzzing so much left now!
[Sinnesta leaves]
Dick: Interruption resolved. Now, where were we…?
Piper: Are you sure that’s a good idea?
Dick: Another round of sex?
Dick: It’s the best idea.
Piper: No, I mean letting Craving host FuckFest.
Piper: Trinity has been hosting that party for the last ten years.
Piper: She might be upset.
Dick: Nah, it’s probably fine.
Piper: If you’re sure…
Beat 2
[Office]
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: Ooooh wow…
Piper: I can’t feel my legs.
Dick: Well, I can confirm that your legs are still attached.
Dick: And they feel great wrapped around my face.
Shout left [off]: [Trinity] RUFF!
Dick: Uh-oh.
Piper: I told you…
[Trinity enters]
Trinity: What is going on?
Dick: Piper was just cleaning up and I was about to ask if she felt like going for another round.
Piper: Another? Sheesh, you’re insatiable today.
Trinity: Not that! I couldn’t care less about the ins and outs of your mundane little sex life.
Dick: Little?
Piper: Mundane?
Trinity: I want to know why that little strumpet from the club is advertising this year’s FuckFest event!
Dick: She asked to host it. I gave the approval.
Trinity: You FOOL.
Dick: Excuse me?
Trinity: Let me guess, you were thinking with your <i>other</i> head at the time?
Dick: No, but I was about to.
Trinity: FuckFest is MY event. I host that wonderful orgy at Thrashold.
Trinity: Why would anyone wish to enjoy carnal acts of passion and degradation in some gloomy dance club?
Trinity: My sex dungeon is perfectly suited to bring pleasure to everyone.
Dick: I didn’t realize it was such a big deal.
Trinity: It’s the crown jewel of my club, you blithering imbecile.
Dick: Why don’t we check out Craving and see if it’s good enough for your party?
Trinity: Very well. Come with me.
Beat 3
[Craving]
[Dick, Trinity]
Dick: Look at the size of this place!
Dick: You could easily fit a few hundred people in here. How many can Thrashold host?
Trinity: One hundred and sixty nine.
Dick: And there’s loads of cool lighting.
Trinity: The floor is sticky.
Dick: From spilled drinks, not from cum.
Trinity: What are you trying to say?
[Sinnesta enters]
Sinnesta: Heeeeeey Bossman!
Sinnesta: I’ve put fliers up all over town and my socials are jammed with people requesting tickets.
Sinnesta: This FuckFest is gonna be the wildest party ever!
Trinity: I agree…
Trinity: …which is why I will be hosting it.
Sinnesta: Come again?
Trinity: I haven’t even cum <i>once</i>, child. I have self-control.
Sinnesta: Sorry to disappoint, but we’re hosting the party in the club this year.
Trinity: This venue is hardly adequate for the needs of my clients. Where are the pain racks? The sexual torments?
Trinity: I see no viewing spaces for voyeurs or humiliation chambers.
Sinnesta: That’s where you’re wrong.
Sinnesta: People can watch on stage. We’re gonna use the dance cages for bad boys and girls.
Trinity: Oh, please. You know nothing about the intricacies of hosting an event of this caliber.
Trinity: You’re in way over your head, girl.
Sinnesta: Woah, uncool.
Sinnesta: You think your place is better?
Trinity: I know it.
Sinnesta: Then prove it.
Trinity: Gladly!
Sinnesta: Lead the way!
Beat 4
[Thrashold]
[Dick, Trinity, Sinnesta]
Trinity: Here. This is my sanctum.
Trinity: Try not to be too devastated, girl.
Trinity: One of my pain sluts can get you a tissue, should you need one.
Sinnesta: Pah! This place? It’s small. Cramped. Dark.
Sinnesta: There’s no music. How can you party without beats?
Trinity: The only music I allow in my sanctum is the sweet melody of pain.
Sinnesta: There’s no way this place is suitable for a huge, sexy party!
Sinnesta: It’s a total dump!
Trinity: Speak that way about my club again and I’ll lock you in chastity for a year.
Dick: Okay, okay, let’s cool it.
Dick: Trinity, what’s the big advantage of hosting FuckFest here?
Trinity: Most of my patrons are intensely kinky.
Trinity: They are also deeply private. A public space like a nightclub is utterly unsuitable for their needs.
Trinity: Besides, this space is perfect. It practically oozes sexual degeneracy.
Sinnesta: I think I see some sexual degeneracy oozing down the wall over there.
Trinity: Listen to me, you insolent brat-
Dick: That’s enough, Trinity.
Dick: My biggest question for both of you will be, which venue will bring in the most money?
Sinnesta: Mine, obviously! I can pack waaaay more people into Craving.
Trinity: But you cannot provide the personal five-star service they expect.
Trinity: My clients will pay through the nose to be here.
Sinnesta: C’mon, Bossman! You know I’m <i>left</i>, left?
Trinity: Don’t heed this silly little girl, Ruff.
Trinity: My club has hosted FuckFest for years. It’s the ONLY logical choice.
Dick: I need to think about it.
Trinity: Ever the politician.
Beat 5
[Office]
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: So? How did it go with the girls?
Dick: I’ve picked a pickle, Piper.
Dick: Both clubs are good places to host the party but for different reasons.
Piper: And I’m guessing that Trinity and Sinnesta can’t agree?
Dick: Of course not, that would be way too easy.
Dick: No, they insist that only one of their clubs is suitable for hosting FuckFest.
Piper: What does your gut say?
Dick: Honestly? I like Craving the most.
Dick: More space means more tickets means more revenue.
Dick: But…
Piper: But that will piss off Trinity.
Dick: Bingo.
Dick: And she’s not exactly a friend left now anyway.
Piper: I can’t tell you what to choose, Richie…
Piper: …but I can take away some of the stress…
[Pan to office]
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Mmm… gulp… slurp…
Shout left [off]: [Piper] I love… mmpphh… your cock…
Shout left [off]: [Dick] You’re left, this is helping.
Beat 6
[Office]
[Empty scene]
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Are you gonna cum for me, baby?
Shout left [off]: [Dick] Fuck-fuck-fuck…!
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Yes! Mmm! Yes! Oh, that’s so sweet!
[Trinity enters]
Trinity: Ruff! Get out here.
Shout left [off]: [Dick] Oh, come on…
Trinity: I know what you’re doing in there. Pull up your pants and face me.
[Dick enters]
Dick: Trinity, what a lovely surprise.
Trinity: Don’t bullshit me. The only lovely surprise I know involves handcuffs and a paddle.
Dick: What can I do for you?
Trinity: You know exactly what.
Dick: I haven’t decided which club should host FuckFest yet. I need more time.
Trinity: I’m here to make a deal with you.
Trinity: I can be a cruel mistress… or a generous goddess.
Dick: I hope you’re not trying to bribe a city official.
Trinity: There’s nothing official about you. I see that your assistant is reapplying her makeup. What was it this time?
Dick: …A blowjob.
Trinity: Listen closely, Ruff. My club is the venue for FuckFest. It is the ONLY venue for FuckFest.
Trinity: Always has been. Always will be.
Trinity: If you don’t give me what I want, there will be repercussions.
Dick: That sounds like a threat.
Trinity: It is a promise. When my slaves step out of line, I discipline them accordingly.
Trinity: If you step out of line, who knows what might happen?
Trinity: The good folks over at Wolf News will be delighted to learn all about what happens inside City Hall.
Dick: So? It’s your word against mine. And I have a lot of friends who will back me up.
Trinity: Your little army of whores? Don’t make me laugh.
Trinity: They say that a picture tells a thousand words. I have a lot of pictures.
Trinity: How many friends do you have…?
Trinity: Choose wisely, Ruff.
[Trinity leaves]
[Piper enters]
Piper: She looks mad.
Dick: Now I’m definitely going to choose Craving, just to fuck with her.
Piper: Be smarter, Richie. Sometimes it’s better to lose the battle and win the war.
Beat 7
[Office]
[Dick, Sinnesta, Trinity]
Dick: Thank you both for coming.
Trinity: Stop beating around the bush, Ruff.
Trinity: I have clients to dominate.
Sinnesta: And I have a playlist to organize for the party.
Dick: I’ve made up my mind.
Dick: This year, FuckFest will be held at…
Dick: …Thrashold.
Trinity: I knew you would see reason.
Sinnesta: What the fuck, that’s not right!
Sinnesta: You told me I could host it! I submitted the forms and everything.
Trinity: Don’t pout, little brat. It’s not a good look for you.
Dick: Stop it.
Trinity: Oh?
Dick: Like I said, Threshold will host the event…
Dick: …but Craving will host the afterparty.
Trinity: Afterparty? We’ve never had one before.
Dick: Until now.
Dick: Think you can handle that, Sin?
Sinnesta: I’d LOVE to!
Dick: And everyone who attends FuckFest gets ten percent off their drinks all night.
Dick: So don’t forget to raise your prices by twenty percent.
Sinnesta: Good call, boss.
Trinity: So we will <i>both</i> make a huge profit?
Trinity: This solution…
Trinity: …is acceptable.
Dick: I know.
Dick: So go and do your thing. I’ll see you both back here after FuckFest.
Beat 8
[Office]
[Dick, Sinnesta, Trinity]
Dick: Thank you both for coming.
Trinity: Stop beating around the bush, Ruff.
Trinity: I have clients to dominate.
Sinnesta: And I have a playlist to organize for the party.
Dick: I’ve made up my mind.
Dick: This year, FuckFest will be held at…
Dick: …Thrashold.
Trinity: I knew you would see reason.
Sinnesta: What the fuck, that’s not right!
Sinnesta: You told me I could host it! I submitted the forms and everything.
Trinity: Don’t pout, little brat. It’s not a good look for you.
Dick: Stop it.
Trinity: Oh?
Dick: Like I said, Threshold will host the event…
Dick: …but Craving will host the afterparty.
Trinity: Afterparty? We’ve never had one before.
Dick: Until now.
Dick: Think you can handle that, Sin?
Sinnesta: I’d LOVE to!
Dick: And everyone who attends FuckFest gets ten percent off their drinks all night.
Dick: So don’t forget to raise your prices by twenty percent.
Sinnesta: Good call, boss.
Trinity: So we will <i>both</i> make a huge profit?
Trinity: This solution…
Trinity: …is acceptable.
Dick: I know.
Dick: So go and do your thing. I’ll see you both back here after FuckFest.
- BOSS FUCK -
Pruning the Prudes
Kink.inc Chapter 31, full story.
Beat 1
Assa: I have a complaint to make.
Dick: Don’t tell me that you need another call girl.
Assa: Five girls will do, for now. It’s something else.
Dick: You can’t renovate your house by dipping into the city’s budget, sir.
Assa: No, it’s about the park! It’s in a horrid state!
Dick: God help us, he’s prowling the bushes again.
Assa: You can bet your ass I’m prowling! I wanted to see HOW you’ve been governing my city-
Dick: Oh I am CERTAIN that you went to the park to assess my performance.
Assa: We talked about that sarcasm, Dick.
Dick: YOU talked about it. With yourself. I think that’s the essence of our miscommunication.
Assa: Sarcasm?
Dick: NO, SIR! Will you stop spying on me like a hall monitor?
Assa: Prune the park!
Assa: Make it pristine, nice and enticing so the respectable sexual deviants will return to its bushes.
Assa: Right now, we got nothing but…
Dick: Spit it out sir.
Assa: Animal pretenders! Now prune the park!
Dick: Your wish is my command, Mister Mayor!
Beat 2
Petal: Furries have rights too!
Dick: Not related to the issue.
Petal: Can you repeat the issue?
Dick: The park looks like an Amazon rainforest.
Petal: Rainfurrest!
Petal: I’ll stop.
Dick: Didn’t we do this before? Pruning the park and stuff?
Petal: Yup, you’re preachin’ to the choir, Dick.
Dick: Why is it hard to keep topiaries on a rotating schedule?
Petal: You redirected all resources to other crises, and FORGOT to reassign them to park.
Petal: Nobody cares about the park! Nobody cares about me! Which brings me back to –
Dick: Don’t do it.
Petal: Furries have rights too! They also have feelings! I am the last girl on your mind.
Dick: That’s untrue. We fuck.
Petal: I am talking about city governance! Resources!
Dick: So we gotta dress-up the park AGAIN, rinse and repeat.
Petal: Isn’t that what governing a town is all about? Rinse and repeat – same dull problems and solutions?
Dick: New factors arise sometimes. Hopefully.
Petal: Actually, we have a new spice in this arrangement.
[pan to Kiara]
Kiara: May blessed Gaia smile upon you.
Beat 3
[Begin on the right with Petal]
Petal: I will talk to Rosa and Bianca, but in the meantime, you talk some sense into her.
[pan to Dick and Kiara]
Dick: What sort of legislative hell are we looking at?
Kiara: O-oh? I think Petal’s just overreacting.
Dick: Well, if our park-manager is unhappy, it means that we have a problem.
Kiara: She is more frustrated than unhappy – not enough meat rubbing against her feral clitoris.
Dick: That’s one way of putting it. Her fur is all prickly.
Kiara: A different kind of clientele is frequenting the park now that it’s overgrown.
Dick: What kind of “different clientele?” The Mayor mentioned animal pretenders, which are furries – the park regulars.
Kiara: Oh, he didn’t refer to furries. It’s nudists.
Kiara: They find it convenient to frolic around now that the park is concealed with bushery.
Dick: I bet that’s your doing or, pardon me, lobbying.
Kiara: Some of them are very well-off, mister Richard!
Kiara: In fact, they are moving into the neighborhood en masse.
Dick: Just because of the park?
Dick: But nudists can only buy new houses if park-peepers are selling their homes.
Dick: Oh my god, that’s why the city coffers are getting bigger.
Kiara: So if you prune the park now…
Dick: We might discourage the rich nudists from pouring in.
Beat 4
[Dick and Kiara – left. Assa – right.]
Assa: That’s quite something, you little nudist nubbin’!
Kiara: Nubbin’? S-sir, I don’t want to sound insolent-
Dick: We talked about this, sir. Every girl has a name.
Assa: My apologies, Kiara, sometimes I forget myself.
Assa: It’s just- the reason that I called you a nubbin is… you know… because you are hot as fuck.
Kiara: Mmm…
Dick: Sir, you should keep such thoughts to yourself.
Assa: It’s so confounding. Just yesterday you said that honesty is the best policy.
Dick: Not when you’re a walking lawsuit.
Assa: So you expect me to pick and choose what to say?
Dick: It’s EXACTLY what I expect of every deviant boomer that’s in perpetual heat since 1968.
Assa: So it’s nudism in a bushy park that attracts new money? And I wondered!
Dick: You knew about the big changes in the neighborhood?
Assa: Of course! I’m the mayor, it’s my job to know what sort of cash pours into my city.
Dick: You could have shared it with me, sir!
Assa: Unimportant!
Dick: I love how you pick and choose what you share, but what you SAY is a point of confusion.
Assa: We need to focus on retaining the best of both worlds! Prune the park for the peepers and night stalkers and…
Dick: Spit it out sir.
Assa: Animal pretenders.
Dick: THEY ARE CALLED FURRIES AND THEY HAVE RIGHTS TOO!
Assa: Alright, alright – furries. BUT we also have to ensure that nudists stay interested.
Assa: Especially the ones that are loaded.
Kiara: I can totally vibe with that. We just gotta bring Petal on board, mister Dick.
Beat 5
Dick: I have a problem seeing why this isn’t straightforward.
Petal: I just think it’s a bad idea.
Kiara: Miss Petal, I want to make this work for all-
Petal: -of us? Is every sentence that comes out of you a predictable waste of time, Kiara?
Dick: Whoa, whoa, Petal. You ARE her boss – ease up.
Kiara: My suggestion is to keep the shrubbery just half a foot taller and wider than usual.
Dick: Hm, Kiara, are you sure that’s enough?
Kiara: Trust me, I’ve measured it out-
Petal: I bet you did.
Kiara: It’s just right. It will keep both nudists and peepers interested.
Dick: Not to mention furries, right Kiara?
Kiara: Right! We’re essentially pruning away the prudes.
Petal: Put that on your bumper sticker.
Dick: I think it’s an amazing idea, Kiara. Now if you’ll please leave me with Petal for a minute. I gotta talk to her.
Beat 6
Dick: I literally do not see a problem. Only opportunity.
Petal: I bet you do. The girl comes in, titties flopping, and suddenly she makes broad business decisions.
Dick: So THAT is the issue!
Petal: I am not a child, Dick, it’s a matter of diligence.
Dick: You are overthinking it in order to mask the simple fact that you are afraid of Kiara’s initiative.
Petal: Please! She stumbled into it.
Dick: You have to get over it Petal. Changes are inescapable.
Petal: It’s easy for you to say. You are not sexually marginalized, you’ll always be relevant.
Dick: Don’t throw that at me! Haven’t I been nothing but inclusive?! Towards you?
Petal: …
Dick: I know what this is about.
Dick: You just want to have sex with me.
Petal: Don’t be ridiculous, Dick. This is serious.
Petal: Besides, I never JUST want to have sex with you.
Beat 7
Assa: So is this gonna be a new order of things, Dicky?
Dick: Sir, please-
Assa: You decided to do something directly against my orders.
Dick: You won’t even notice the difference. I just need your signature here.
Assa: I do notice, Richard.
Dick: Here we go with Richarding. Just sign the permit. The park will look just a tad bushier.
Assa: It’s mostly clientele that worries me.
Dick: Look at the city’s growing budget sir.
Assa: I- I- I just want to be heard, Dick.
Dick: It appears it’s my fate to deal with grown children today.
Dick: Sign the permit.
Beat 8
Kiara: Dick, sir! I wanna thank you for the opportunity to contribute to your enterprise.
Dick: Relax, Kiara. You don’t have to impress me – I already find you very… enticing.
Kiara: Oh I think I know why you say that, sir.
Dick: I bet you do.
Kiara: It’s because of my willingness to compromise.
Dick: Wh- y- yeah. Did you smooth things over with Petal?
Kiara: Yes we did. We sure made it all smooth and slippery.
Dick: Gimme details.
Kiara: I don’t think it’s appropriate.
Dick: We are alone. C’mon, you can tell Dick anything.
Kiara: Well, we kinda talked, Petal was flustered a bit.
Dick: And we know what happens when Petal gets all rosy-cheeky.
Kiara: We were sitting on a park bench while we talked.
Kiara: I managed to gain her trust little by little-
Dick: As your hand moved up her thigh?
Kiara: Well no. Her hand moved up mine. She agreed that I should bring more ideas to the table, but made me swear-
Dick: Made you swear what?
Kiara: To yield to her will like a beta to her alpha bitch, while she gently rubbed my clit.
Dick: And you conceded?
Kiara: Of course, she rubbed me so good I almost squealed.
Kiara: She made me orgasm on that bench without touching any other part of me.
Kiara: Anyone who can do that can be my alpha.
Dick: Oh Kiara…
[pan to right – Assa]
Assa: Um… I’m still waiting to sign that permit.
[pan back to Dick and Kiara]
Dick: Sir. How long have you been there?
Assa [off-screen]: I literally haven’t left.
Kiara: Oh my! Oh no!
Dick: Well, fuck. Trust me Kiara, it could have been worse.
Kiara: How?
Dick: He could have been here in person.
Kiara: Touché.
Beat 9
Petal: You wanted to see me again, Dick?
Dick: A little birdie told me that you marked the territory. HER territory, to be specific.
Petal: Kiara’s? You know that I get territorial when frustration makes me rosy-cheeky.
Dick: I could even say that you took initiative, in a way. Just like Kiara.
Petal: We both know that you didn’t call me here to point out ironies.
Dick: I called you because I get territorial as well.
Petal: Only if you’ll follow me into the park. I wanna suck you dry like a starving animal.
Dick: No. I’m gonna give it to you right here.
Petal: This is not exactly my mise-en-scène. I’m in heat, don’t spoil it now-
Dick: Spoil it? You made my day needlessly difficult.
Dick: I’m gonna bend you over and fuck you doggy-style, and mark MY territory.
Petal: You had me at “doggy.”
Dick: Do you know HOW I’ll mark you?
Petal: Please, tell me!
Dick: By cumming inside your feral pussy.
Petal: Rawr!
