Uncivil War
Beat 1
[Office]
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: Mmm, thank you Richie. I can’t remember the last time we got to enjoy some quality alone time together.
Piper: Just the two of us, no distractions, skin to skin…
Dick: Just like old times, huh? You, me, and multiple orgasms.
Piper: I’m gonna taste your cum for the rest of the day.
Dick: You can taste it one more time before you go back to work…
Piper: Ooh, lucky me!
[Sinnesta enters]
Sinnesta: Knock, knock!
Piper: And there’s the interruption.
Dick: You have to say “knock, knock” before you enter the room, Sinnesta.
Sinnesta: Who has time for that? Life’s too short.
Sinnesta: Oh, wait, am I interrupting something kinky?
Sinnesta: I can come back later… or I can sit and watch. I don’t mind.
Dick: Actually, you missed all the fun.
Dick: How can I help? It’s unusual to see you up and about so early.
Sinnesta: I haven’t gone to bed yet, the party’s only just finished.
Sinnesta: I wanted to ask about the annual FuckFest event.
Sinnesta: We should totally host the party at Craving!
Dick: Sure, why not? Just pick up the forms from Rosa.
Sinnesta: Sweet! I’m buzzing so much left now!
[Sinnesta leaves]
Dick: Interruption resolved. Now, where were we…?
Piper: Are you sure that’s a good idea?
Dick: Another round of sex?
Dick: It’s the best idea.
Piper: No, I mean letting Craving host FuckFest.
Piper: Trinity has been hosting that party for the last ten years.
Piper: She might be upset.
Dick: Nah, it’s probably fine.
Piper: If you’re sure…
Beat 2
[Office]
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: Ooooh wow…
Piper: I can’t feel my legs.
Dick: Well, I can confirm that your legs are still attached.
Dick: And they feel great wrapped around my face.
Shout left [off]: [Trinity] RUFF!
Dick: Uh-oh.
Piper: I told you…
[Trinity enters]
Trinity: What is going on?
Dick: Piper was just cleaning up and I was about to ask if she felt like going for another round.
Piper: Another? Sheesh, you’re insatiable today.
Trinity: Not that! I couldn’t care less about the ins and outs of your mundane little sex life.
Dick: Little?
Piper: Mundane?
Trinity: I want to know why that little strumpet from the club is advertising this year’s FuckFest event!
Dick: She asked to host it. I gave the approval.
Trinity: You FOOL.
Dick: Excuse me?
Trinity: Let me guess, you were thinking with your <i>other</i> head at the time?
Dick: No, but I was about to.
Trinity: FuckFest is MY event. I host that wonderful orgy at Thrashold.
Trinity: Why would anyone wish to enjoy carnal acts of passion and degradation in some gloomy dance club?
Trinity: My sex dungeon is perfectly suited to bring pleasure to everyone.
Dick: I didn’t realize it was such a big deal.
Trinity: It’s the crown jewel of my club, you blithering imbecile.
Dick: Why don’t we check out Craving and see if it’s good enough for your party?
Trinity: Very well. Come with me.
Beat 3
[Craving]
[Dick, Trinity]
Dick: Look at the size of this place!
Dick: You could easily fit a few hundred people in here. How many can Thrashold host?
Trinity: One hundred and sixty nine.
Dick: And there’s loads of cool lighting.
Trinity: The floor is sticky.
Dick: From spilled drinks, not from cum.
Trinity: What are you trying to say?
[Sinnesta enters]
Sinnesta: Heeeeeey Bossman!
Sinnesta: I’ve put fliers up all over town and my socials are jammed with people requesting tickets.
Sinnesta: This FuckFest is gonna be the wildest party ever!
Trinity: I agree…
Trinity: …which is why I will be hosting it.
Sinnesta: Come again?
Trinity: I haven’t even cum <i>once</i>, child. I have self-control.
Sinnesta: Sorry to disappoint, but we’re hosting the party in the club this year.
Trinity: This venue is hardly adequate for the needs of my clients. Where are the pain racks? The sexual torments?
Trinity: I see no viewing spaces for voyeurs or humiliation chambers.
Sinnesta: That’s where you’re wrong.
Sinnesta: People can watch on stage. We’re gonna use the dance cages for bad boys and girls.
Trinity: Oh, please. You know nothing about the intricacies of hosting an event of this caliber.
Trinity: You’re in way over your head, girl.
Sinnesta: Woah, uncool.
Sinnesta: You think your place is better?
Trinity: I know it.
Sinnesta: Then prove it.
Trinity: Gladly!
Sinnesta: Lead the way!
Beat 4
[Thrashold]
[Dick, Trinity, Sinnesta]
Trinity: Here. This is my sanctum.
Trinity: Try not to be too devastated, girl.
Trinity: One of my pain sluts can get you a tissue, should you need one.
Sinnesta: Pah! This place? It’s small. Cramped. Dark.
Sinnesta: There’s no music. How can you party without beats?
Trinity: The only music I allow in my sanctum is the sweet melody of pain.
Sinnesta: There’s no way this place is suitable for a huge, sexy party!
Sinnesta: It’s a total dump!
Trinity: Speak that way about my club again and I’ll lock you in chastity for a year.
Dick: Okay, okay, let’s cool it.
Dick: Trinity, what’s the big advantage of hosting FuckFest here?
Trinity: Most of my patrons are intensely kinky.
Trinity: They are also deeply private. A public space like a nightclub is utterly unsuitable for their needs.
Trinity: Besides, this space is perfect. It practically oozes sexual degeneracy.
Sinnesta: I think I see some sexual degeneracy oozing down the wall over there.
Trinity: Listen to me, you insolent brat-
Dick: That’s enough, Trinity.
Dick: My biggest question for both of you will be, which venue will bring in the most money?
Sinnesta: Mine, obviously! I can pack waaaay more people into Craving.
Trinity: But you cannot provide the personal five-star service they expect.
Trinity: My clients will pay through the nose to be here.
Sinnesta: C’mon, Bossman! You know I’m <i>left</i>, left?
Trinity: Don’t heed this silly little girl, Ruff.
Trinity: My club has hosted FuckFest for years. It’s the ONLY logical choice.
Dick: I need to think about it.
Trinity: Ever the politician.
Beat 5
[Office]
[Dick, Piper]
Piper: So? How did it go with the girls?
Dick: I’ve picked a pickle, Piper.
Dick: Both clubs are good places to host the party but for different reasons.
Piper: And I’m guessing that Trinity and Sinnesta can’t agree?
Dick: Of course not, that would be way too easy.
Dick: No, they insist that only one of their clubs is suitable for hosting FuckFest.
Piper: What does your gut say?
Dick: Honestly? I like Craving the most.
Dick: More space means more tickets means more revenue.
Dick: But…
Piper: But that will piss off Trinity.
Dick: Bingo.
Dick: And she’s not exactly a friend left now anyway.
Piper: I can’t tell you what to choose, Richie…
Piper: …but I can take away some of the stress…
[Pan to office]
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Mmm… gulp… slurp…
Shout left [off]: [Piper] I love… mmpphh… your cock…
Shout left [off]: [Dick] You’re left, this is helping.
Beat 6
[Office]
[Empty scene]
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Are you gonna cum for me, baby?
Shout left [off]: [Dick] Fuck-fuck-fuck…!
Shout left [off]: [Piper] Yes! Mmm! Yes! Oh, that’s so sweet!
[Trinity enters]
Trinity: Ruff! Get out here.
Shout left [off]: [Dick] Oh, come on…
Trinity: I know what you’re doing in there. Pull up your pants and face me.
[Dick enters]
Dick: Trinity, what a lovely surprise.
Trinity: Don’t bullshit me. The only lovely surprise I know involves handcuffs and a paddle.
Dick: What can I do for you?
Trinity: You know exactly what.
Dick: I haven’t decided which club should host FuckFest yet. I need more time.
Trinity: I’m here to make a deal with you.
Trinity: I can be a cruel mistress… or a generous goddess.
Dick: I hope you’re not trying to bribe a city official.
Trinity: There’s nothing official about you. I see that your assistant is reapplying her makeup. What was it this time?
Dick: …A blowjob.
Trinity: Listen closely, Ruff. My club is the venue for FuckFest. It is the ONLY venue for FuckFest.
Trinity: Always has been. Always will be.
Trinity: If you don’t give me what I want, there will be repercussions.
Dick: That sounds like a threat.
Trinity: It is a promise. When my slaves step out of line, I discipline them accordingly.
Trinity: If you step out of line, who knows what might happen?
Trinity: The good folks over at Wolf News will be delighted to learn all about what happens inside City Hall.
Dick: So? It’s your word against mine. And I have a lot of friends who will back me up.
Trinity: Your little army of whores? Don’t make me laugh.
Trinity: They say that a picture tells a thousand words. I have a lot of pictures.
Trinity: How many friends do you have…?
Trinity: Choose wisely, Ruff.
[Trinity leaves]
[Piper enters]
Piper: She looks mad.
Dick: Now I’m definitely going to choose Craving, just to fuck with her.
Piper: Be smarter, Richie. Sometimes it’s better to lose the battle and win the war.
Beat 7
[Office]
[Dick, Sinnesta, Trinity]
Dick: Thank you both for coming.
Trinity: Stop beating around the bush, Ruff.
Trinity: I have clients to dominate.
Sinnesta: And I have a playlist to organize for the party.
Dick: I’ve made up my mind.
Dick: This year, FuckFest will be held at…
Dick: …Thrashold.
Trinity: I knew you would see reason.
Sinnesta: What the fuck, that’s not right!
Sinnesta: You told me I could host it! I submitted the forms and everything.
Trinity: Don’t pout, little brat. It’s not a good look for you.
Dick: Stop it.
Trinity: Oh?
Dick: Like I said, Threshold will host the event…
Dick: …but Craving will host the afterparty.
Trinity: Afterparty? We’ve never had one before.
Dick: Until now.
Dick: Think you can handle that, Sin?
Sinnesta: I’d LOVE to!
Dick: And everyone who attends FuckFest gets ten percent off their drinks all night.
Dick: So don’t forget to raise your prices by twenty percent.
Sinnesta: Good call, boss.
Trinity: So we will <i>both</i> make a huge profit?
Trinity: This solution…
Trinity: …is acceptable.
Dick: I know.
Dick: So go and do your thing. I’ll see you both back here after FuckFest.
Beat 8
[Office]
[Dick, Sinnesta, Trinity]
Dick: I’ve just read the profit reports.
Dick: You both made over 300AS in a single night.
Dick: Impressive work.
Sinnesta: I took your idea about jacking up the prices and ran with it!
Sinnesta: I charged money for requests, for stage dancing, for getting in the cages…
Sinnesta: I’ve never seen so much money.
Dick: You’re a real businesswoman, Sin.
Dick: How was FuckFest, Trinity?
Trinity: A roaring success.
Trinity: My subs couldn’t get enough punishment and my doms loved every second.
Dick: All’s well that ends well, then?
Sinnesta: Not quite.
Dick: What do you mean?
Sinnesta: The afterparty hasn’t actually finished yet. They’re still having a rave at the club.
Dick: It’s been three days!
Sinnesta: What can I say? I know how to party!
Sinnesta: Later, Bossman!
[Sinnesta leaves]
Dick: And I trust that you and I are square?
Trinity: Of course.
Dick: Good.
Dick: Don’t ever threaten me again.
Trinity: Or?
Dick: Or you’ll see what I’m capable of.
Dick: You think you’re the only dom in town? I’m the one who runs the show around here.
Dick: If you ever try to fuck with me again…
Trinity: I take your point, Ruff.
Trinity: Rest assured, I took no pleasure in threatening you.
Trinity: I take far more pleasure in whipping you.
[Trinity leaves]
Dick: Thank fuck that’s over.
[Piper enters]
Piper: You did the right thing.
Dick: I know.
Dick: Now how about you and I have our own little FuckFest…?
